Baby Teeth Review: The Battle of the Baby Teeth
BY BABY CRONCH ENTHUSIAST
Baby teeth: a human’s pearls. But like all things in life, there are good ones and bad ones.
1. The One That Just Won’t Come Out
We’ve all experienced this hardship. You pull. You tug. You bite an apple. You slam a door attached to your tooth. You crack your skull open. But that little sucker still won’t come out! I appreciate its passion. 10/10.
2. The Bloody One
Ew. 3/10.
3. The Wiggly One
It wiggles. It swivels. It turns itself around. That’s what it’s all about! 7/10 (-3 because it dances better than me, and that’s rude).
4. The One You Swallowed
15/10.
1. The One That Just Won’t Come Out
We’ve all experienced this hardship. You pull. You tug. You bite an apple. You slam a door attached to your tooth. You crack your skull open. But that little sucker still won’t come out! I appreciate its passion. 10/10.
2. The Bloody One
Ew. 3/10.
3. The Wiggly One
It wiggles. It swivels. It turns itself around. That’s what it’s all about! 7/10 (-3 because it dances better than me, and that’s rude).
4. The One You Swallowed
15/10.
