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High School Superpowers That I've Witnessed

Get Woke With Gen Z Lingo
​Some of you might have vocab quizzes to study for, but this is the only vocab list you’ll ever need to communicate with fellow hip teens. Let’s start with the basics: Tea: all tea, all shade, all pink lemonade; the juice...

Love Nest: It's Cuffing Season!
Hi friends! It’s me, the Love Doctor, back with some more questions right in the midst of spooky szn! As the weather gets colder, you might find yourself more lonely and desperate for a relationship.

Guide to TikTok Fame
If bobbing up and down to “Martha dump truck in the flesh… Here comes the cootie squad!” sounds familiar, you’re probably a Heathers’ fan. If not, you might be familiar with....

Which Superhero Are You?
Find out which superhero you are!

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English Books, Rated
Freshman English has some of the best books that I have read thus far. A few are certainly ~questionable~. Nevertheless, each novel—as great or tiresome as it may be— focuses on transitions to new worlds, mirroring your own journey during freshman year. English I is a super fun course overall, and...

Love Doctor: Intro
Hey guys, I’m Julia Kuang, but here I’m known as DR. KUANG. (Living up to the asian expectation, am I right? Mom, please be proud of me) After the disgusting apology by Balwant Singh—former senior and love doctor—in last year’s Graduation Issue, it is up to me to re-establish and uphold...

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