Breaking News: The Tooth Fairy Is A Scam?!
BY Xx_baby_tooth_fairy_hater_xX
After a long night of anticipation, the time has finally come. You fling the covers off and flash your new smile featuring a new toothless gap. You rip away the pillow, only to find...a dollar?! That’s it?!
You stomp down the stairs, the dollar bill crumpled in your fist. You kick the front door open—the whole neighborhood is your audience now—and scream, “The tooth fairy is a scam!”
Like most kids, you’re a brat, but that doesn’t mean you’re wrong. Indeed, the (legal) internet says that teeth can be sold from $5 to $12 each. By buying into the tooth fairy’s monopoly, you’re essentially giving away your ticket to wealth. Plus, do we really want a creepy lady breaking and entering?
You stomp down the stairs, the dollar bill crumpled in your fist. You kick the front door open—the whole neighborhood is your audience now—and scream, “The tooth fairy is a scam!”
Like most kids, you’re a brat, but that doesn’t mean you’re wrong. Indeed, the (legal) internet says that teeth can be sold from $5 to $12 each. By buying into the tooth fairy’s monopoly, you’re essentially giving away your ticket to wealth. Plus, do we really want a creepy lady breaking and entering?
