AB Overheard

BY THE SPECTRUM STAFF

As Spectrum staff members sat in their classes, walked through the high school halls, and participated in district events, they overheard bits and pieces of the community’s wildest conversations. Here are some of those quotes, all compiled for our readers’ viewing pleasure:
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  • “I'm not going to steal your sitcom idea.”
  • “They stuck a metal rod in my TONGUE.”
  • “I had twenty dollars and then I wasn't gonna buy a juul, but then I did.”
  • “I feel like my tongue is not in the right place right now.”
  • “Listen up, my furry friends!”
  • “It's better for America's GDP if I pay someone to look after my sick child.”
  • “Are they still fighting that war in the stars? It's been like what, thirty years?”
  • “James Buchanan was gay? I thought he was from the South!”
  • “You are all beautiful slices of bread.”
  • “I don't wanna read crap, so I'm giving you until the end of tomorrow to turn it in.”
  • “Why would I want to become a better person?”
  • “Oh there's homework! Yes!”
  • “Did you buy this because it reminded you of Animal Crossing? Are you sure?”
  • “Like racism, advisory is bad.”
  • “Put it in there, you *sshole!”
  • “Now you take the mass of that bad boy!”
  • “If someone drowns, they just drank too much water, right?”
  • “You should now be having warm, fuzzy thoughts about dead Greek guys.”
  • “When I give up, God rewards me.”
  • "You know, apparently putting a textbook under your pillow doesn’t actually get the information into your brain.”
  • “The lowest of the low have mouths.”
  • “Is the Spanish pilgrimage just the Reconquista?”
  • “Don't dissect pudgy eyes!”
  • “I want a man who licks my shoe.”
  • “B*tch if you stab me, I stab you.”
  • “I’m not gonna go out with some random guy from Brawl Stars who speaks Spanish!”
  • “Diamonds are made under pressure? Well, so is sh*t.”
  • “Why do you need an IP address to take a photo of my butt?”
  • “The mama tomato said KETCHUP and squashed her baby tomato”
  • “Who gives a sh*t? If you're bad for the economy, then you're bad for the economy!”
  • “Just get your ears pierced and then you can sleep with 2 studs every night.”
  • “My dad said he would vote for Bloomberg. Good thing he is not a citizen!”
  • “We have a woke pope!”
  • “What if Cinderella’s cinder wasn’t cinder but powder cocaine?”
  • “It all kind of falls apart when you give people equal rights.”
  • “I accidentally labeled a city in India as Antarctica on the map quiz.”
  • “God is a whore.”
  • “Don’t even talk to me if you don’t know basic math”
  • “What if Saudi Arabia and the US kissed during the coronavirus outbreak?”
  • “If only Will Smith was my father.”