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Tired of Losing Teeth? Become a Shark!

BY BABY SHARK SIMP

How many teeth did you lose before wanting to become a shark? I know right, losing teeth is like losing part of your soul. Those pearly white crystals you’ve worked so hard growing—gone! 

The first time I lost a tooth, I sobbed. So why lose any more when you can just become a shark? According to Wikipedia, sharks can have thousands of teeth because they never lose baby teeth! That’s right, those pearly whites stay put. 
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Plus, you never have to go to the dentist again. I mean, come one, no one likes the dentist! I don’t know what’s worse: the constant poking and prodding or the awkward conversation during the constant poking and prodding. Never fear, as a shark, dentists are no longer here! 
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