Tired of Losing Teeth? Become a Shark!
BY BABY SHARK SIMP
How many teeth did you lose before wanting to become a shark? I know right, losing teeth is like losing part of your soul. Those pearly white crystals you’ve worked so hard growing—gone!
The first time I lost a tooth, I sobbed. So why lose any more when you can just become a shark? According to Wikipedia, sharks can have thousands of teeth because they never lose baby teeth! That’s right, those pearly whites stay put.
Plus, you never have to go to the dentist again. I mean, come one, no one likes the dentist! I don’t know what’s worse: the constant poking and prodding or the awkward conversation during the constant poking and prodding. Never fear, as a shark, dentists are no longer here!
The first time I lost a tooth, I sobbed. So why lose any more when you can just become a shark? According to Wikipedia, sharks can have thousands of teeth because they never lose baby teeth! That’s right, those pearly whites stay put.
Plus, you never have to go to the dentist again. I mean, come one, no one likes the dentist! I don’t know what’s worse: the constant poking and prodding or the awkward conversation during the constant poking and prodding. Never fear, as a shark, dentists are no longer here!
